#Typical questions people ask pregnant women

So many people ask me the same questions and I am tired of answering.

I tried to change answers a bit to make it more interesting for me.

Can you guys think of some better come back?

Q: How far along are you? When's your due date?

A: what are you talking about? - some people really feel bad when I say that. They think they made a mistake.

Q: Boy or girl?

A: A girl. I am very happy because she has more choices in life. She can work hard to become successful lady in this society or be pretty and marry rich

Q: Are you happy it's a [boy/girl]

Honestly, what are we supposed to say? No. I am very disappointed? Of course we are happy!!

Q: Have you decided the name?

A: No - no good answer yet. Some people urge me to come up with name. but I am having difficult time choosing one.

Wow, you are getting big

A: are you calling me fat?

Q: Can I touch your belly?

A: . let me ask my husband. He is very jealous type.

Q: Do you feel your baby kick?

A: Yes - no good come back

I am sure you all get those questions. What other questions do people ask?